Monday, August 3, 2009

Balance Sheet Of Life......

Copy and paste as promised.....Very interesting not to share.

F0r my Accounting peeps, very easy to understand  and for others....C'est la vie.


Our Birth is our Opening Balance
Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very Good and Very bad things ...
The most destructive habit......................Worry
The greatest Joy...............................Giving
The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work...............Helping others
The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness
The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear
The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease............Excuses
The most powerful force in life..................Love
The most dangerous pariah..................A gossip
The world's most incredible computer........The brain
The worst thing to be without................... Hope
The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue
The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"
The greatest asset..............................Faith
The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity
The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!
The most prized possession................Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer
The most contagious spirit.................Enthusiasm



The most important thing in life..................GOD

27 comments:

K said...

ooooh you know accounting was never my strong suit! he he But this still got my attention...i love the whole thing. permission to copy, paste, retweet, forward etc etc?

uche said...

..........1st. I just couldnt flow with accounting. Those terms usually made my head blank. Cant forget business studies days in junior school. DR and CR. I just kept on mixing them up. My work never balanced. Wonder how i got c's then. Anyway im feeling ur post.

UnderCover07 said...

1st???!!!

UnderCover07 said...

Oohh this blog approval thing can dey deceive person...lol

Really nice!

CaramelD said...

Word!

webround said...

this would have made the one accounting class i took a lot easier

Tigeress said...

this is soooo nice Sirus. I really like. and yes we can!

Gee said...

lol...i see someone likes accounting afterall...
cuz i dont!
lol..nice!

bumight said...

there was a reason why i went to science class!

cos from this list, even though i have a low premium account and no bonds, my fixed deposit is.....oh heck!

bob-ij said...

Totally feeling this post. Finance major in the house..what what!! lol Soul is really a fixed asset. This was genius! I agree..the most beautiful attire is smiling.. It's constantly my accessory..it's so contagious...and the last line oh so beautiul!
x!

Rita said...

Wow! This is nice and inspiring despite the accounting terms...really like it

~Sirius~ said...

@ K...Permission granted!
@ Uche.....LOL, I can't even remember any terms from accounting!
@ UnderCover07...nope, 3rd.........Sowee :-). Nice huh, same thought here.
@ CaramelD.....You got that right!
@ Webround..LMAO! I can imagine.
@ Tigeress.....Hey girl, hope you've balanced your sheet now, lol.
@ Gee....if accounting in the real world is like this, count me in!
@ Bumight..........Lwkmd...better stay in your medical class.
@ Bob-Ij...aaah, I guess u had a swell time balancing your sheet then. Nice one.
@ Rita......Glad you like it, see; now accounting doesn't seem so bad :-)

leggy said...

nice

cerberus said...

so brutal.. so frank.. and yet so totally true..

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

thanks so much for sharing this.

NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

Buttercup said...

Loved it!!!

Writefreak said...

Nice one!

I agree...selfishness is a VERY ugly trait!

Fabulo-la said...

ok!I might have to go and google all these terms to understand this properly..
lol

blogoratti said...

Right on point,well done!

David C Brown said...

Let's not try to break these accounts, a a tax man thinks! a few arguments over the detail - "I would have profit of thee in the Lord", Philemon v 20.

doll said...

nice

Afronuts said...

Beautiful inspiring and invigorating piece.

U wrote that? Or u stole it?

Or u just borrowed it? lol

ochuko said...

This is soooo nice siriusly :). Can I copy and paste too? :)

~Sirius~ said...

@leggy.....I think so too.
@Cerberus....you know how we do.
@SS....you are welcome.
@Buttercup...glad you did sweetie.
@Writefreak......down right ugly if you ask me.
@Fab....Google away! lol
@Blogratti.....aimed nicely.
@DCB- ....aaah, well Said.
@doll.....why, thank you.
@Afronuts....Copy and Paste mhen!
@Ochuko.....Copy away.

Uzezi said...

interesting stuff. means im super rich o. lol

Buttercup said...

Just saying hiiiiii!

~PakKaramu~ said...

Pak Karamu reading your blog